let's eat cake together
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

cortendorf:

Annegret Soltau: Verbindungen

cortendorf:

Annegret Soltau: Verbindungen

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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4-minute difference
(7:40am, 7:44am)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

romeoperalta:

mynamesdiana:


Times Square from above.


so scary

Holy shit

romeoperalta:

mynamesdiana:

Times Square from above.

so scary

Holy shit

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

laughingatmynightmare:

This little poem just keeps coming back to mind over the last few weeks.

laughingatmynightmare:

This little poem just keeps coming back to mind over the last few weeks.

c86:

NASA Photos Of Exploration In The Space Age